human interest

JoJo Siwa, a singer, dancer, and social media personality who rose to fame for her kid-focused music and partnership with Nickelodeon, has recently tried to break away from her family-friendly past and debut a more adult persona now that…

INDIANAPOLIS—Whipping his head around in a double take, local man Dean Wilson was reportedly starstruck Tuesday after spotting Caitlin Clark with her Indiana Fever teammates at the Greyhound bus station. “Wow, it’s a good thing I snapped a…

LOS ANGELES—Emphasizing that you would be “doing him a real solid,” local man Josh Gurney, your friend on the opposite side of town, told you Tuesday that he needed you to move his car three times a day for the next six weeks. “Hey, if it’s…

During a commencement speech at Benedictine College, Kansas City Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker railed against Biden, Pride month, and abortion rights before addressing the women in the audience, saying, “Some of you may go on to lead…

PARIS—Calling its latest piece a “must-have for anyone with a discerning eye” who is preparing to undergo bariatric surgery, the prestigious jewelry firm Cartier introduced a new diamond-encrusted gastric lap-band Friday retailing for…

Johnny McEntee, a former aide in the Trump White House, recently bragged on social media about giving fake money to unhoused people to ensure their eventual arrest, claiming on TikTok that “when a homeless person asks for money, then I give…

CLEARWATER, FL—Spitting out his medication and sticking out his tongue in apparent disgust, local man Rick Walton reportedly refused to take his boner pills Monday unless they were strawberry flavored. “No, no, no, I hate the blue pills—I…

BOSTON—Revealing they felt blindsided by the person they trusted most, the nation’s weeping spouses held a press conference Tuesday to announce they don’t recognize the person you’ve become. “If you had told me all those years ago on our…

CHICAGO—Wincing each time the loud, unnerving cackle echoed throughout the room, every patron at local bar Red Finch was heard to breathe a simultaneous sigh of relief Friday after a drunk guy with an obnoxious laugh got interested in his…

SAN DIEGO—Noting that the adorable abominations would not last long, Petco announced Thursday that all human-pig hybrids were on clearance at its retail locations across the country. “Starting today, customers can come in to any Petco store…