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This Week In Breaking News February 03, 2024

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Elon Musk Fans Explain Why They Love Cybertrucks

Aside from killing monkeys and destroying Twitter, Elon Musk has also had his sights set on something else: building Tesla’s futuristic Cybertruck. The Onion asked Musk’s fans why they want to spend tens of thousands of dollars on a Blade…

Elon Musk Claims Women He Impregnated Were All Terminal

BOCA CHICA, TX—Denying reports that the specimens had all died excruciating and painful deaths, Elon Musk told reporters this week that the women he had impregnated over the years had all been terminally ill. “While many claim these test…

Edgelords Explain Why They Love Elon Musk

Start SlideshowEdgelords, known for their contrarian viewpoints, for some reason think it’s edgy to idolize a washed-up billionaire who spends his entire day shitposting. The Onion asked edgelords why they love Elon Musk, and this is what…

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