intelligence quotient

Start SlideshowNo matter how vacuous and empty a man’s brain is, his life partner should always be dumber. The Onion asked men why they prefer low-IQ wives, and this is what they said.AdvertisementPrevious SlideNext SlideDaniel Barnes,…

TORONTO—In order to ensure humanity’s continued idiocy, professor and media personality Jordan Peterson argued Monday that only those below a certain IQ should be allowed to reproduce. “It seems to me that it would be prudent to restrict…

FITCHBURG, MA—Pointing out the shocking contradiction they had been presented with, sources reported Tuesday that the guy over there with the really huge head wasn’t even smart. “You’d think a dome that big would be filled with a ton of…