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Google Apologizes For Accidentally Displaying 'Don't Vote, You Ignorant Bigot' Doodle To Conservative Users MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—A representative for Google has apologized after the company inadvertently displayed a Google Doodle reading…

U.S.—Despite the countless examples of censorship and flagrant misuse of users’ personal data, along with the adverse intrapersonal and social effects, sources close to you confirmed Monday that you are still using Facebook, for some…

Man Takes Out Massive Billboard Ad To Announce He's Unfollowing Facebook Page That Offended Him LOS ANGELES, CA—Local man Danny Campos rented space on a giant billboard to advertise his recent decision to unfollow a Facebook page that…

MENLO PARK, CA—In a video posted to his Facebook account, CEO Mark Zuckerberg committed to keep US elections safe from all unapproved opinions that people might otherwise encounter on his social network. Zuckerberg vowed to continue to…

MENLO PARK, CA—Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg was forced to admit Monday that Facebook technicians had stored sensitive user data behind the supposedly secure password "12345" before it was exposed in a recent hack. An internal investigation…

Sad: This Woman Deleted All Her Social Media Accounts, But Now She Has Nowhere To Announce It You may think you're having a bad day, but wait 'til you hear about local 25-year-old Megan Tauber: she bravely deleted all her social media…

MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—Representatives for Google confirmed Monday that its Google Plus network was compromised over the weekend, exposing the sensitive personal data of all 19 people still using the social network. The hack is the largest…

MENLO PARK, CA—Facebook has announced yet another adjustment to its secretive algorithm, this time focusing on showing users even more irrelevant stuff they never asked to see in the first place. "We'll show you even more of the weird…

MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—Google has released a video in which one of the company’s representatives apologizes for anti-conservative bias, as revealed in a recent video obtained by Breitbart. The representative issues a heartfelt apology toward…

PALM SPRINGS, CA—While making an attempt to comment on her granddaughter’s vacation photos Monday, local grandmother Jean Lindberg accidentally hacked the upcoming midterm elections, sources confirmed. Lindberg apparently managed to…