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MARATHON, FL—Long thought dead and gone forever, the decade-old “Most Interesting Man In The World” meme of internet lore was given a miraculous second chance at life Tuesday after being posted to the 291-follower-strong Facebook page of…

NEW YORK, NY—Sources following Neil deGrasse Tyson’s various social media accounts confirmed Monday that the pop astrophysicist celebrated yet another meaningless circuit around the sun by reminding everyone that joy, holidays, and finding…

U.S.—Doctors speaking on behalf of the nation’s medical community Wednesday recommended that Americans not stare directly into the black, empty void encompassing the nation’s comment sections. While doctors have long known of the harmful…

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a move to protect national security interests and even the fate of the entire world, White House aides recently sneaked into Donald Trump’s bedroom, stole his iPhone, and replaced the official Twitter app with a new,…

Pull up a chair, because we need to have a deeply serious conversation about satire, humor, and jokes on the internet. See, I’m a connoisseur of satire. In fact, I almost got my Master’s degree in humor and the satirical arts—I was just…

SANTA ROSA, CA—In a 4,000 word blog post published in the early morning hours after his first viewing of Star Wars: The Last Jedi, local grown man Kyle Marion reportedly complained about plot holes in the film about space wizards fighting…

MENLO PARK, CA—Tech titan Mark Zuckerberg, CEO of Facebook, came out strongly against the repeal of net neutrality Friday, calling the rollback of the Obama-era regulation an “injustice.” “Internet Service Providers should not be able to…