Internet

NASHVILLE, TN — A few hours after Twitter censored the premier of Matt Walsh's documentary on its platform, Daily Wire CEO Jeremy Boreing announced the creation of a brand-new un-woke social media site called Jeremy'sSpace."Jeremy'sSpace…

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — The unnamed female CEO of Twitter has already announced that her first act as CEO will be to increase the Tweet character limit all the way to 1,000,000."Seriously, like, it's impossible to say anything in just 280…

AUSTIN, TX — In an absolutely genius move, Elon Musk has announced a plan to save at least 22% on Twitter executive salaries by hiring a female CEO. "This is just another step toward making Twitter financially viable," said Musk in the…

NASHVILLE, TN — Even as controversy continues to arise in the wake of Daily Wire personality Matt Walsh's phone being illegally accessed to hack his Twitter and email accounts, a new report indicates the hack is still ongoing, as someone…

NASHVILLE, TN — A damning leak from the hacked emails of conservative commentator Matt Walsh has revealed that in spite of the question posed by his documentary What Is A Woman?, he has actually known what a woman was this entire…

HOUSTON, TX — After once clicking on a video about how to buy pants, local man Aiden Forrest has been condemned by social media algorithms to look at nothing but pants content for the rest of his days on this earth."Now, when I scroll…

COLUMBIA, MO — An extended court battle concluded this week when local content creator Jake Campbell's defense attorneys failed to convince judges to commute his sentence. Campbell has been found guilty of filming a full reaction video that…

ST. PAUL, MN — Having purchased a standing mixer for his wife last month, local man Jared Simmons has found himself unable to escape a virtual blitzkrieg of standing mixer advertisements."It's over, KitchenAid!" screamed Mr. Simmons, as…

JESUP, GA — This news outlet has received multiple reports that Keith Vance, a so-called man, actually posted a Facebook story, even though everyone knows Facebook stories are clearly for girls and real men steer clear of such sissy…

ChatGPT, a language learning model powered by artificial intelligence (AI), has become an internet sensation since its recent release. Some students are overjoyed that they may never have to struggle with term papers and English…