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SAN BRUNO, CA—After a heated debate about what kind of content YouTube will allow on their platform, YouTube's administrative team has decided that, in the name of fairness, all content should first be run by an easily spooked, cornered,…

Facebook Claims Party Celebrating Candace Owens's Suspension Was 'An Honest Mistake' MENLO PARK, CA—After pictures emerged of Mark Zuckerberg and other Facebook executives celebrating the suspension of Candace Owens's account, Facebook…

SAN FRANCISCO, CA—Oops! Twitter just accidentally banned the official account of Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez while trying to crack down on parody accounts of the controversial congresswoman. The social network had banned…

While Cracking Down On Fringe Conspiracy Theorists, Facebook Accidentally Bans CNN MENLO PARK, CA—As Facebook went after fringe conspiracy theorists earlier this week, there was an accidental casualty on the social network: CNN.…

LA MESA, CA—As part of a widespread crackdown on unacceptable viewpoints on the social network, Facebook sent out its SWAT teams Monday to arrest local man Kent Rogers for illegal possession of conservative views. After Facebook took out…

MENLO PARK, CA—Facebook confirmed Thursday the social network is rolling out a new "Pun Master" badge for commenters who make ostensibly hilarious puns on every post and article they come across. The badges will help Facebook commenters…

Nation's Grandmas Still Unclear On Difference Between Facebook Comment, Private Message U.S.—According to a new report, the nation's grandmothers are still unclear on the difference between a public Facebook comment and a private message.…

U.S.—According to sources, an obnoxious contributor to Snopes.com continues to fact-check people's jokes at every party he goes to. The writer, Xander Billings, is always ready to confront people telling jokes with facts and logic to ensure…

GALVISTON, IA—Teenager William Hanks was driving down Interstate 32 yesterday when for a brief moment he looked up from his cell phone and nearly missed something cool on Instagram. The young driver was traveling at a speed of 78 miles per…

U.S.—It can be hard to discern fact from fiction in the age of the internet. Clickbait abounds in a market where getting eyes on ads supersedes the need for truth or journalistic integrity. Thankfully, there are resources to help us tell…