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CHICAGO—Blaming platforms like TikTok and YouTube for the fad’s proliferation, experts expressed their concern and bewilderment Wednesday over the last will and testament craze sweeping the nation’s tween girls. “They seem to not…

Start SlideshowToday is the deadline for Donald Trump to pay his $454 million fine for fraud, and if he fails to meet his obligation, the New York attorney general could take action to seize his most prized possessions. Here are the ways…

The Justice Department filed an antitrust lawsuit against Apple, alleging that they engaged in practices to create a monopoly and keep customers reliant on their iPhones. What do you think?“I’m glad Tim Cook isn’t alive to see this.”Laylah…

“On the planet Z-15-Delta, 55 lightyears from your own, I am very much like the Kate Middleton of the Vfxzilp dynasty, leaders of a race of plasma-based sentient life forms. Thankfully, we all have hands that look almost identical to wooden…

Apple’s “Siri” is telling voters that Wisconsin’s Republican presidential primary takes place on April 3 — one day after the actual primary will occur. When users (myself included) ask Siri when the Wisconsin Republican primary is, Siri…

It’s never been more clear that the shadowy cabal of billionaires that secretly controls the world wants to permanently silence the best president our country has ever had. The following are the most terrifying ways the deep state is trying…

Start SlideshowRather than getting on a treadmill or going for a run, one way to get a good workout in is to take off your clothes and rub your genitals against someone else’s naked body. The following are the best ways to burn calories…

GALLATIN, TN—Touting its access to Cocomelon, Noggin, Disney+, and other popular video services, local daycare Little Angels Learning Center boasted Monday that it maintained a great screen-to-toddler ratio across all its programs. “We’re…

VALPARAISO, IN—Frowning and reaching for her reading glasses so she could see better, local mother Justine Artese was reportedly asking her phone Wednesday what that one thing was called. “Alexis , tell me, what is the thing?” said Artese,…

LONDON—Facing numerous calls for the institution to finally make amends for historical wrongs, the British Museum was under pressure Tuesday to return a looted Hello Kitty phone case to a mall kiosk. “It is long past time for the British…