Jeffrey Epstein

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NEW YORK—Calling it an “unprecedented window” into one of the world’s most creative minds, Sotheby’s announced Friday that it was auctioning off the napkin on which Jeffrey Epstein first jotted down the idea for pedophilia. “In 1985,…

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Start SlideshowWhile it would be best not to interact with them at all, here’s what you should never say to a former Jeffrey Epstein associate.AdvertisementPrevious SlideNext Slide“I am 18.”“I am 18.”AdvertisementPrevious SlideNext…

Pat McAfee announced that Jets quarterback Aaron Rodgers will no longer appear as a weekly guest on his ESPN talk show following statements by Rodgers that late-night host Jimmy Kimmel is linked to convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein,…