Jennifer Lopez

NEW YORK—As extreme heat continued to batter states across much of the Midwest and East Coast, authorities warned Friday that dozens of Americans had died in what’s really the least of the nation’s problems right now. “We’ve seen numerous…

BEVERLY HILLS, CA—Slowly pushing down the bedroom door handle in an attempt to enter without waking his wife, Jennifer Lopez, a disheveled-looking Ben Affleck reportedly sneaked in at dawn Wednesday reeking of coffee after he spent all…

“On the planet Z-15-Delta, 55 lightyears from your own, I am very much like the Kate Middleton of the Vfxzilp dynasty, leaders of a race of plasma-based sentient life forms. Thankfully, we all have hands that look almost identical to wooden…

LOS ANGELES—Noting that the project would usher in an entirely new era for her, Jennifer Lopez confirmed Friday that This Is Me…Now was not only a movie musical, an album, and a tour, but also a new autocratic nation-state. “This Is…

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LOS ANGELES—Maintaining a neutral smile with a slightly furrowed brow to ensure it looked like he was really taking in the sights and sounds, Ben Affleck reportedly kept close control over his facial expression Thursday while watching the…

LOS ANGELES—Maintaining a neutral smile with a slightly furrowed brow to ensure it looked like he was really taking in the sights and sounds, Ben Affleck reportedly kept close control over his facial expression Thursday while watching the…

A Taylor Swift Instagram post drove record-breaking web traffic to Vote.org last week and helped the site register more than 35,000 new voters on Voter Registration Day, the largest jump since the 2020 general election year. What do you…

CHESAPEAKE, VA—Addressing a group of volunteers, local CPR instructor Isaac Lopez reportedly demonstrated Wednesday the proper way to argue over who has to be the one to do it. “The first step in any emergency situation is to start making…

The Latino Victory Project, a left-wing super PAC co-founded by Eva Longoria, is dumping $5 million into a campaign to promote climate hysteria among Latinos. The project is called the “Vote Like a Madre” campaign, which is an odd campaign…