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Coy Biden Appears Nude Behind Folding Fan To Tease 2024 Run

admin Apr 21, 2023

WASHINGTON—Addressing members of the press corps with breathy coos and flirty air-kisses, a coy President Joe Biden reportedly appeared nude behind a folding fan Friday, presumably to tease a 2024 reelection campaign. “Run for president?…

Biden Speeds Away In Truck After Dropping Dianne Feinstein Off In Empty Field

admin Apr 20, 2023

FLOYD, VA—Unlatching the tailgate and shooing the senior California senator out of the truck bed, President Joe Biden reportedly sped away in his pickup Thursday after dropping Dianne Feinstein off in an empty field. “You stay right there,…

Week In Review: April 9, 2023

admin Apr 9, 2023

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Exclusive Interview With Clarence Thomas

admin Apr 7, 2023

Start SlideshowAdvertisementPrevious SlideNext SlideThe Onion: “According to a report from ProPublica—”The Onion: “According to a report from ProPublica—”Clarence Thomas: “I deny sexually harassing any superyacht. Any superyacht that claims…

Jill Biden Invites Any Woman Who Has Ever Touched Basketball To Visit White House

admin Apr 4, 2023

WASHINGTON—After watching from the stands Sunday as Louisiana State University defeated the University of Iowa in the NCAA women’s basketball championship, first lady Jill Biden announced that she would invite all women who had ever touched…

Week In Review: April 2, 2023

admin Apr 2, 2023

Biden, Trump Die 2 Minutes Apart Holding Hands

admin Mar 30, 2023

WASHINGTON—In a heartwarming and touching end to the story of two soulmates, sources confirmed Thursday that President Joe Biden and former President Donald Trump died two minutes apart holding hands. “Only minutes before their deaths, they…

Biden Tells White House Chef It His Birthday In Attempt To Scam Free Dessert

admin Mar 28, 2023

WASHINGTON—Smiling coyly as entrées were set on the table for the first family Monday night, President Biden is said to have casually mentioned to White House executive chef Cristeta Comerford that it was his birthday in an attempt to scam…

Government Subsidies Awarded To Any CEO Who Says ‘Climate’

admin Mar 22, 2023

WASHINGTON—As part of a $1 trillion clean energy plan to make executives say the word climate more, President Joe Biden announced Wednesday that the federal government would be awarding subsidies to any CEO who says the word climate.…

Week In Review: March 19, 2023

admin Mar 19, 2023

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