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A Justice Department report on the police response to the May 24, 2022 mass shooting at Robb Elementary School in Uvalde, TX identified “cascading failures” in the department’s actions, including waiting too long to confront the gunman,…

Former California governor and actor Arnold Schwarzenegger was detained attempting to leave Germany without declaring a luxury watch he acquired there, E.U. law stating any valuables must be declared and taxes paid before one can leave…

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Defendant Deobra Delone Redden, 30, was in court to defend himself against charges of federal battery with a baseball bat when he leaped over a defense table and the judge’s bench, attacking Judge Mary Kay Holthus and inciting a brawl. What…

HUNTINGTON BEACH, CA—Sighing as she shoved the journal back under their daughter’s mattress, local woman Lori Trent reported Monday that her child’s diary was completely devoid of any useful dirt on her soon-to-be ex-husband. “Great, I…

The Colorado Supreme Court banned President Donald Trump from appearing on the state’s Republican presidential primary ballot, citing the Constitution’s insurrection clause and Trump’s conduct during the Jan. 6, 2021 attack on the U.S.…

HERONSBURG, AL—Under the terms of a strict ban that took effect in the state with the overturning of Roe v. Wade, an Alabama seventh-grader was arrested and jailed Wednesday after taking a basketball back out from under her shirt, according…

Rosemary Hayne, the 39-year old mother of four who threw a burrito bowl in the face of a Chipotle in Parma, OH, was sentenced to work two months in a fast food restaurant in addition to a 30-day jail sentence. What do you think?“Won’t this…

Report: Taylor Swift’s Parents Dating Travis Kelce’s ParentsNASHVILLE, TN—In the latest relationship development that fans of the power couple called “adorable,” sources confirmed Thursday that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s parents were…

President Donald Trump took the witness stand this week to defend himself in a civil fraud trial brought by the New York state attorney general’s office. The Onion offers a blow-by-blow account and the biggest takeaways of Trump’s civil…