Leafs

#pubg-adhesion { z-index: 100000000; position: fixed; bottom: 0; bottom: env(safe-area-inset-bottom); left: 0; right: 0; text-align: center; pointer-events: none; display: none; line-height: 1; font-size: 0; white-space: nowrap; }…

#pubg-adhesion { z-index: 100000000; position: fixed; bottom: 0; bottom: env(safe-area-inset-bottom); left: 0; right: 0; text-align: center; pointer-events: none; display: none; line-height: 1; font-size: 0; white-space: nowrap; }…

SAN JOSE – Sharks backup goaltender and .895 save percentage holder James Reimer said that he wouldn’t wear a Pride jersey for 10 minutes during warm ups on account of the Bible’s views on homosexuality, even though the Bible also prohibits…

CALGARY – Local hockey fan Dave Williamson believes the league’s officiating is regularly biased in favour of the Toronto Maple Leafs, apparently because he has hit himself in the head with a mallet and passed out in order to avoid ever…

EDMONTON – Leonard Bagan, a die-hard Edmonton Oilers fan, says he is sick and tired of Canada’s sports media always covering the Toronto Maple Leafs, a team he has devoted his life to talking about ad nauseam across all social media…

OTTAWA – Tired of being mocked for the team’s poor performance, Ottawa Senators fan David Martinson is reminding everyone that the team was expected to struggle, despite spending the off-season telling anyone who would listen that the Sens…

OTTAWA – As Elon Musk completes his unintentional mission to reduce twitter, which he bought for 44 billion dollars, to a pile of smoldering ash, Canadians are hoping his next investment will be our big telecoms. “Musk took a incredibly…

Langley, BC – Local man Eric Anderson is confident that, even if he becomes Conservative leader, Pierre Poilievre’s extreme right-wing positions will make him totally unelectable, despite saying the exact same thing about nearly every…

DENVER – As the Stanley Cup Finals kicks off in Denver hockey experts agree that the Edmonton Oilers, who were swept by the finalist Avs, are ready to make a great run next year while the Toronto Maple Leafs, who lost a close 7 game series…

TORONTO – Child Services has announced that, going forward, they will deem any parent encouraging their young children to be fans of the Toronto Maple Leafs to be negligent, abusive and borderline cruel. “Adult Leafs fans are probably too…