Life

ALBUQUERQUE, NM — A local man paused for a moment today to catch his own gaze in the mirror and reflect on what he had become after spending $2.58 on gems in a mobile app game."What have I become? Is this who I am now?" Tim Warner asked…

U.S. — The United States Post Office issued a reminder Tuesday that this is the last day for packages to be delivered if you want them to arrive by Christmas 2037."The Christmas season is the busiest time of year for the USPS, and that's…

Women are a mystery. We literally do not understand them at all. So, we consulted with the top women researchers, and they revealed to us the 12 most common questions wives ask during movies. Here they are:Q: What's the name of this movie…

LAS VEGAS, NV — In what industry observers hailed as a win for diversity, equity, and inclusion, Allegiant Airlines made history by announcing that it had hired the airline industry's first straight male flight attendant.The new hire, Jeff…

As one generation gives way to the next, you may find yourself looking in the mirror and wondering, "Hey, am I old now?"Here are 15 signs that you are, in fact, old:You saw this article scrolling Facebook: Dead giveaway.You have something…

CHINATOWN, NY — Patrons of Grand Family Food 长城 Szechuan Traditional Chinese Restaurant began expressing suspicions about the restaurant's authenticity after seeing that the cash register wasn't even manned by the owner's 9-year-old son…

UNKNOWN LOCATION — The infamous hacker known as Morpheus reportedly encountered a desperate 40-year-old, where he offered the man the ultimate choice: a red pill of ibuprofen, or a pink pill of Pepto-Bismol.The 40-year-old man, named Jon…

Though science has unequivocally shown that life is far more difficult for men than it is for women, many ignorant people still argue the opposite. That's why we've consulted with top man experts to prove to you how much more difficult life…

CHICAGO, IL — Consumers across America were shocked and elated to land huge deals after finding out Dyson vacuums would be briefly on sale for the low, low price of just $7000 this Black Friday.According to several surprised early Christmas…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Children sitting at the kids' table during Kamala Harris's family Thankgiving dinner were confused and "a little frightened" as she gave a speech urging them not to "let anyone steal your power," sources confirmed…