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U.S. — Google Maps has added a new feature in its latest update which will offer drivers a shortcut to their destination, but through a route guaranteed to make them fear for their lives.While Google Maps has often taken unsuspecting…

Nothing beats great Chinese food, but how can you tell if the restaurant you just walked into is legit? Here are nine things to look for:Name of restaurant is something clever like "CHINESE FOOD": Off to a promising start.Door has a bell…

LOS ANGELES, CA — While waiting in line at the Department Of Motor Vehicles, local man Roger Stephens had the chance to experience trainee Sarah Taylor's very first day on the job, watch her advance in years, and celebrate her…

VIRGINIA BEACH, VA — Local single woman Michelle Denton continues to be perpetually stressed out as she sadly has no man around to tell her to relax.While all of her married friends live in peace and harmony due to their husbands…

TEXAS — A new report out of Texas A&M University revealed that Texans have thus far saved humanity three trillion seconds by brilliantly shortening the term "you all" to "y'all."According to researchers, no other linguistic development…

RANCHO CUCAMONGA, CA — Local middle-aged man Dustin Sidewood was seen gazing out a window thoughtfully, longing for a time when video games were 2D and it was impossible to beat the first level, sources said."I used to appreciate games…

MILWAUKEE, WI — A time-honored family tradition was carried on this week, as a bottle of Worcestershire sauce was proudly passed down to a 7th generation.William Baxendale VI was proud to carry on the cherished heritage last week by…

ANAHEIM, CA — A local wife has revealed she is buying a second cell phone after reaching her previous phone's maximum number of open browser tabs.The move became necessary after housewife Andrea Kirby discovered she had finally reached her…

U.S. — Local man Trevor Woden accidentally came out of the closet earlier this week by responding to a text from one of his friends within 24 hours.According to Larry Newtson, Woden inadvertently displayed one of the telltale signs of…

JACKSONVILLE, FL — In a tragic turn of events earlier today, some dumb dying guy in an ambulance made you miss your green light.According to witnesses at the scene, you were completely ready to take a left turn on a sweet, sweet green…