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EVANSVILLE, IN — A local man endured one of the most difficult days of his career after bullies at work mercilessly mocked him for not having seen Dune: Part Two yet.The man, Todd Herrington, came to work after a relaxing weekend looking…

DENVER, CO — A local girl poured out her heart and soul to her parents this week, expressing deep-seated dreams of one day being overweight and ugly enough to be a Target model.The little girl's aspirations, grown out of years spent staring…

The employment market can be tough these days, particularly for Gen Z job seekers. Some may point to the unreasonable requirements young people are looking for in a job, but are their demands that outrageous?The Babylon Bee did some digging…

Holidays, memorials, and monuments are more important than ever for Americans as we face the infiltration of cultural Marxism and the abysmal state of American history education in our failing public school system. Only a generation or two…

CHARLESTON, SC — Everyone starts out with the best intentions at the beginning of a new year, but it's February and already Michael Watson is faltering on his Read-Through The Silmarillion In A Year plan, according to sources."I have read…

GRAND RAPIDS, MI — Breakfast pastry lovers around the globe held a moment of silence today after news broke that Bill Post, inventor of the Pop-Tart, had passed away at the age of 96. Post's surviving family announced that he would be laid…

Dating in 2024 isn't the same as it was in generations past. Why? Your date might be one of those transgenders. Surgical advancements and breakthroughs in hormone therapy have made it more difficult to know if you're dating a male or female…

DES MOINES, IA — Any impending societal collapse would likely pose no threat to a local man who, despite needing 37 matches to start his grill, expressed total confidence that he could survive alone in the woods of Alaska.The man was quick…

ISSAQUAH, WA — Costco is set to release a new line of ready-to-bake casseroles that span three acres and can provide enough food for a gathering of up to ten-thousand people.Though a step up in size from Costco's current offerings, the…

BLUE SPRINGS, MO — With an unseasonably mild wave of late-January weather sweeping across the middle of the country, excited midwesterners fired up their grills and donned tanktops as temperatures climbed above 40 degrees.As the thermometer…