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CINCINNATI, OH — A pristine boxed set of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings trilogy looked on in horror recently as their owner, Ambrose Franklin, sat down to binge-watch the movies for the 25th time.The mint-condition set of books, which…

GOTHAM CITY — Batman has officially traded in the Batmobile for a Tesla Cybertruck.After watching several videos displaying the Cybertruck's incredible power and unmatched durability, Batman decided it was time for an upgrade."Oh yeah, this…

FLINT, MI — Local man Keith Peters was sentenced today to six years in prison for failing to properly use a stud finder by first pointing it at himself and saying, "BEEEEEEEEP!"According to witnesses, Peters was just getting around to…

FRANKLIN, TN — Only a few hours after dismissing his wife's favorite show as "dumb," local man Paul Stanton found himself on the couch, watching the show, and enraged by Rory Gilmore's tolerance of unsuitable romantic interests.Paul…

Most weeks, the last thing we think we need is to add another event to the calendar, especially an event that requires a gift and possibly our help supplying the refreshments. Yet when the bulletin announcement appears or the email…

ALBUQUERQUE, NM — A local man paused for a moment today to catch his own gaze in the mirror and reflect on what he had become after spending $2.58 on gems in a mobile app game."What have I become? Is this who I am now?" Tim Warner asked…

U.S. — The United States Post Office issued a reminder Tuesday that this is the last day for packages to be delivered if you want them to arrive by Christmas 2037."The Christmas season is the busiest time of year for the USPS, and that's…

Women are a mystery. We literally do not understand them at all. So, we consulted with the top women researchers, and they revealed to us the 12 most common questions wives ask during movies. Here they are:Q: What's the name of this movie…

LAS VEGAS, NV — In what industry observers hailed as a win for diversity, equity, and inclusion, Allegiant Airlines made history by announcing that it had hired the airline industry's first straight male flight attendant.The new hire, Jeff…

As one generation gives way to the next, you may find yourself looking in the mirror and wondering, "Hey, am I old now?"Here are 15 signs that you are, in fact, old:You saw this article scrolling Facebook: Dead giveaway.You have something…