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BALTIMORE, MD — Visitors to the Baltimore Harbor Pier were startled today after a beleaguered man working the Dippin' Dots ice cream stand shouted angrily at them as they passed by."It's still going to happen!" shouted a disheveled Mike…

SHAWNEE, OK — A local grandfather railed against his offspring and younger generations in general this week, demanding to know why so many young people are still living with their parents well into adulthood, despite the fact that he once…

SPRINGFIELD, IL — In a stunning display of maturing friendships, a group of men who have been hanging out with each other nearly every single night for the last five years have finally taken the step of finding out each others' last…

U.S. — A new survey of single men has found that the number one qualification they look for in a wife is "someone who will shout at and fight off the invisible lizard people on the plane who aren't real," sources confirmed Monday.While…

California is a beautiful state with a variety of environments for nature lovers to explore. Whether you're a casual camper, backpacker, or just want a quiet place to relax and plot your revenge; California has the place for you.Check out…

BEACHVILLE, USA — According to newly released studies, everyone sitting on the beach around you really wants to hear that trash music you're playing so crank it up to an eleven and don't take those sideways glares and mean stares as…

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — The burgeoning food and grocery delivery market is setting its sights on a lucrative niche as DoorDash has announced its new pickle jar-opening service for single women."DoorDash's new JarDash service provides a…

U.S. — Wives across the nation announced that they too have to get to a prayer breakfast, informing disappointed husbands that making love must wait."I know, third prayer breakfast this week. Crazy," said Ashley Jones to her husband…

U.S. — According to the results of a survey conducted among married women, over 100% of wives are waiting for feedback about the funny videos they sent their husbands at any given time. Statisticians posit that any husband reading this…

OCEANSIDE, CA — An ancient, wizened sage from a bygone era gathered a group of fascinated children around his knee to recount the Legend of the 29-cent Del Taco Value Taco."Gather round, children," instructed Matt Johnson to a group of…