Life

Amid an ongoing national conversation around IVF after Alabama’s Supreme Court ruling, attempts by both Republicans and Democrats to “protect IVF,” and Tim Walz’s Stolen Vitro controversy, the Dallas Morning News published, “I’m a pro-life…

BOISE, ID — A local family's daily routine proceeded as usual today, as a mom dropped her kids off at daycare so she could head to the second job that she works to make enough money to pay for daycare.Jenna Reese dropped off her two young…

BLOOMINGTON, MN — Sources close to Matthias Johnson have just confirmed that the 46-year old middle manager at Rockington Solutions, Inc managed to keep winning friends and influencing people by simply adding a friendly "LOL" to the end of…

EXCELSIOR SPRINGS, MO — An otherwise non-descript morning was made exponentially better for a local man today, as he woke up from an awesome dream in which he was on Jeopardy and the final clue was "This monkey-lizard creature sat next to…

EARTH — In a groundbreaking new revelation, God clarified that committing murder is OK if the person sitting next to you on an airplane takes off their shoes.The stunning news came from one of Heaven's representatives, confirming to mankind…

ARVADA, CO — A recent scan of 15-year-old Bridger Cannon shows his body is made up of over 97 percent Flamin' Hot Cheetos."It's a medical anomaly, but not unheard of," explained Dr. Harold Barrus. "After reviewing the x-ray, we determined…

The New York Times is shocked that the people who have spent the last 50-plus years promoting the sanctity of life aim to advance policy positions that effectively end abortion and protect unborn babies from conception. In an article…

Men are such a mystery, especially when it comes to romance. So how can you really be sure he's "in the mood?" We assembled a panel of man experts to explain the subtle signs that indicate his desire to be with you.Here are 10 signs to look…

U.S. — In an exciting announcement expected to generate significant buzz among people who enjoy beverages vaguely flavored by obscure and unpopular flavors, sparkling water brand La Croix has introduced a new Creamed Corn flavor.The new…

U.S. — A new study out of the University of Colorado has confirmed what many have long suspected: all men secretly yearn for nothing more than to be swept up in an epic adventure where they can blow the dust off an ancient map. The research…