Life

DOVER, DE — Reports from the Jasper household reported earlier today that Roger Jasper, a father of five, had begun desperately praying for Christ's return before he had to do "The Talk" with his 13-year-old son Nolan. Sources say that…

KANSAS CITY, MO — Global socio-political tensions climbed yet another step higher and civilization took one more step toward open war, as a local man pledged himself to do whatever may be necessary to defeat the existential threat posed by…

ORLANDO, FL — In a tragic turn of events last Friday, local man James Dodgson was smothered to death by a horde of enamored women after he successfully backed his Toyota FJ Cruiser into a parking spot on his first try without even using a…

TEMPE, AZ — The Jennings family enjoyed an incredible light show in the night sky, though it was unclear if it was from a meteor shower or from pieces of airplane falling off a Boeing."Wow, look at the meteor... or maybe an airplane wing,"…

NEW YORK CITY, NY — Sources close to Levi Greenbaum confirmed that the 8-day-old Jewish newborn was "very excited" for a super cool party that his parents were throwing for him today, but became slightly uneasy after noticing a sharp metal…

Men are famous for not sharing their feelings, so how can anyone be sure men have friends, let alone best friends?The Babylon Bee has put together the following list of clear signs guys are best buds:Address each other with "Bro" or "Hey,…

OMAHA, NE — Local meteorologists have predicted large and dangerous storms to roll in later this evening, which means — heck yes — there is still plenty of time for you and your family to post up on the front porch to witness the…

Some of the biggest players in the national pro-life movement are justifiably frustrated with the ambiguous abortion rhetoric plaguing former President Donald Trump’s 2024 campaign. As Election Day draws nearer, however, those committed to…

Amid an ongoing national conversation around IVF after Alabama’s Supreme Court ruling, attempts by both Republicans and Democrats to “protect IVF,” and Tim Walz’s Stolen Vitro controversy, the Dallas Morning News published, “I’m a pro-life…

BOISE, ID — A local family's daily routine proceeded as usual today, as a mom dropped her kids off at daycare so she could head to the second job that she works to make enough money to pay for daycare.Jenna Reese dropped off her two young…