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MONTREAL – The nation’s top sleep researchers made a joint statement earlier today announcing that they too have no goddamn idea what to do with their arms when trying to sleep. Dr. Fran McMatton of McGill University told the press that…

Babylon Mom: Learn To Love Yourself, Even When Your Compulsive Shopping Threatens Your Family's Finances Hey girls, sorry it’s been so long since I’ve written… life has been sooo crazy lately! Girls, I’m going be really open and honest…

Man Has A Few Days Left To Be A Disgusting Slob Before Completely Turning Life Around On January 1st KANSAS CITY, MO—According to sources, local man Jason Greenman is enjoying his last few days of living like an utterly debased and filthy…

BROOKFIELD, WI—Local woman Stephanie Henderson hadn't been out on the town for a while, so she figured it was time for her and her boyfriend Derek to go out on a date. Derek said he was in the mood for sushi, which made Stephanie really…

MIDDLE EARTH—Sméagol, a once Hobbit of the River-Folk, is causing a stir across Middle Earth after announcing theirses plan to start using non-binary “Ourses/Theirses” pronouns. Following this statement, Sméagol has made clear that…

Pro Tip: Skip Out On Black Friday Deals And Just Hold Out For The Next Peaceful Protest A lot of people have been emailing us asking what our best tips for getting great deals on Black Friday are. We don't blame them, because we are the…

NETHERLANDS—In order to help families comply with social distancing guidelines during the pandemic, Ikea has released a massive new dining room table. Called the "Dumt Långbord," which is Swedish for "stupid long table," the…

Hey everyone, sorry it’s been a while since I’ve updated this blog. Life has just been crazy in our little home! Ladies, I want to take a moment to talk about vulnerability. In a world of Instagram influencers and Snapchat filters and…

Babylon Mom: Here’s A Recipe For The Best Gluten-Free Banana Bread —But First, Some Endless Backstory Girls, I am so excited to share this amazing gluten-free banana bread recipe. I’ve been making this banana bread for years now and it has…

Hey everyone, wow it’s been a while since I’ve updated this blog. Life has just been crazy for our little family lately! Girls, I hear it all the time:“Multi-Level Marketing businesses are a scam!”“It’s just a pyramid scheme!”“Why did you…