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BANGKOK—The Miss Universe pageant is once again embroiled in controversy, this time because all contest losers have identified as winners, demanding that the pageant's organizers recognize their subjective identities as objective truth.…

U.S.—On trans and gender equality issues, the left have increased their effort against the notorious hate group constantly working against them: reality. "Reality has for a long time dictated people's beliefs about men and women," said…

'Anti-Science' Trump Administration To Revert Definition Of Gender To Objective, Scientific Standard WASHINGTON, D.C.—The "anti-science" and "anti-facts" Trump administration is considering reverting the definition of gender to a…

PROVIDENCE, RI—Personnel working at the newly formed “Department of Truth” at Brown University dutifully loaded up the official department furnace with a massive pile of science textbooks, curriculum, and educational videos that teach that…

TALLAHASSEE, FL—A woman in Florida is being sued after mistakenly referring to an acquaintance’s newborn baby as “a cute little man.” On July 23, Leslie Fleischer of Tallahassee arrived at a get-together arranged by a friend. The…

CORPUS CHRISTI, TX—Local man Dan Hastings proudly announced Friday afternoon that he now identifies as a woman and will go as “Danielle” going forward. As soon as he made the announcement, his work congratulated him on his bravery and…

SAN DIEGO, CA—Saying he couldn’t hide his true self from the world any longer, local gay man Mark Porter bravely came out of the closet as a die-hard fan of popular fast-food chain Chick-fil-A Wednesday. After years of “living in the…

LAGUNA BEACH, CA—John and Wendy Hamilton were married in a beautiful ceremony late last week, but it all may have been a waste of time. According to county authorities, the Hamiltons had failed to come up with a clever wedding hashtag…

PLEASANT GROVE, UT—Popular multi-level marketing and essential oils company doTerra introduced its new line of heavy-duty essential motor oils Monday, becoming the first essential oils provider in the nation to attempt to break into the…

U.S.—High school students across the nation are being encouraged to simply wear large paper bags in lieu of traditional, formal prom attire, in order to avoid offending any cultures that may have influenced the design of a particular style…