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KEY WEST, FL—According to sources, the Mayweather family has traveled thousands of miles across the country to vacation in a sunny, tropical location, only to eat breakfast at Cracker Barrel. The family, who hails from…

MONCTON – Can’t Count Johnson has passed on at the ripe old self-reported age of 375. Possibly the oldest man ever to live, Johnson got the nickname ‘Can’t Count’ due to his inability to do the simplest arithmetic, or place numbers in…

TORONTO, ON ― After years of plummeting faith in the male population has set expectations to a new low, local man Todd Ernst’s average existence has now been deemed “heroic” by his local neighbours. “I’m more surprised than anyone,”…

REGINA – After dictating his will to his lawyer, sources report that Edward Irwin asked if they could also do a “fun one.” “For this one, let’s start by leaving half my money to my cat, Jean Cattien,” Irwin said. “Unless Jean predeceases…

Hey everyone, sorry it’s been a while since I’ve updated this blog. It’s just been crazy around here! Mamas, I don't know about you, but multi-tasking has not always been my strong suit–unless you count drinking a rosé and a White Claw at…

TORONTO — A landmark study conducted by researchers at the University of Toronto has revealed that your parents’ most cherished activity is telling you about horrifying health scares months after they occurred. “It was something that we’ve…

U.S.—Costco members across the country are rejoicing following the retailer's announcement that they will now be selling bags of rotisserie chicken with just the skin. After an overwhelming number of requests, Costco has decided to give in…

Remember how last year, you were so sure you were done with the toxicity of online dating and said you would put an honest to God effort into meeting someone in person this year instead of just talking to people online? Well, I think we all…

WINNIPEG – 45-year old Jason Kingsley sits in his home wondering when he’ll feel like the grown-up in the room. Kingsley admits that he can vote, buy beer, and rent a car but that’s only because he’s gotten older. When it comes to…

MILLARD, DE—It was while the ax was dropping into his spleen that Tony Marcus realized a lifelong dream was coming true. He had been a fan of true crime podcasts for years but never dreamed he would get to be on one. Now, totally…