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YICHANG, CHINA—Feeling an unfamiliar tinge of emptiness midway through his 117-nation excursion, Indiana resident Larry Hough reported Wednesday that abandoning his family back in Fort Wayne in order to visit a McDonald’s in every foreign…

It’s never been more clear that the shadowy cabal of billionaires that secretly controls the world wants to permanently silence the best president our country has ever had. The following are the most terrifying ways the deep state is trying…

Andy Reid: “Hold on, I’ve got this. It’s a 12-way tie between the burger at Cosmo Burger, the burger at Waldo Café, the burger at Grand Street Lenexa, the burger at McDonald’s, the burger at Burger King, the burger at Danny’s Burger Shack,…

Residents in the Golden State are learning a basic yet painful lesson in economics: If you tax something, you get less of it. That’s the upshot of reports from over the holidays that California restaurants have begun furloughing workers in…

McDonald’s is opening its pilot location of CosMc’s, a spinoff restaurant based on a space alien mascot from commercials in the ’80s and ’90s, in Bollingbrook, IL, where it will offer all-new menu items such as a tomatillo sandwich. What do…

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EVERYWHERE—In response to multiple reports of people being fired for criticizing Israel’s airstrikes on Gaza, an encouraging new report confirmed that you can share this image of smiling Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu to get your…

Start SlideshowDespite audits finding no evidence of fraud in the 2020 election, Donald Trump allegedly pressured Georgia officials to meddle with ballots and spread conspiracy theories about the election’s validity. The Onion examines…

Though recent years have seen a dramatic uptick in child labor law violations, many states are rolling back protections for teenagers and permitting them to work more dangerous jobs. If you come into contact with a teenage factory worker,…

Brantford, ON – McDonald’s just announced the release of its new Big Mac sauce-flavoured personal lubricant. Following the success of the Chicken Big Mac and Big Mac sauce dip, the fast-food giant believes this is the next logical step for…