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Burger King invokes prima nocta

MIAMI, FL – In a stunning turn of events late yesterday, his Royal Highness the Burger King publicly announced his invocation of the ancient doctrine of prima nocta. For the uninitiated, prima nocta is the legal right of noble lords to…

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