Movies

Hey, guys. It’s me, acclaimed filmmaker Wes Anderson. I just finished my latest movie, The Phoenician Scheme, and it’s going to be great. It’s got everything—an ensemble cast of A-listers, set designs to die for, and a mid-century setting…

Mickey 17: Bong Joon-ho’s follow up to Parasite stars Robert Pattinson and examines the head-scratching conceit that corporationsmay not have our best interests at heart. Captain America: Brave New World: Jesus Christ, they’ve even got…

LOS ANGELES—Teasing several juicy details on the heels of their recent $1 billion purchase of the franchise, Amazon officials announced Friday that the next James Bond film would feature the famed spy facing off against the threat of…

The ending of Mission: Impossible — The Final Reckoning, marketed as the final installment of the Mission: Impossible franchise, left some viewers unsatisfied. Instead of wrapping up the series neatly, Final Reckoning ends with Ethan Hunt…

Few things can unite the left and right, but Disney’s remake of Lilo and Stitch seems to have done it. For years, Disney has been lambasted for remaking its classic films in live action, a formula that has been extremely profitable but has…

Cannes Film Festival issued an updated red carpet dress code that effectively bans full nudity and “voluminous” ensembles, citing “decency reasons.” What do you think? “Look, they never said where my black tie was supposed to go.”…

I’ve loved movies ever since I was a little kid. Just stepping into that dark theater, with the smell of fresh popcorn, was like being transported to a whole other world. It used to be so magical. But now I’m thinking about boycotting…

LOS ANGELES—Presenting him with a small-scale gilded anatomical model at a lavish ceremony Monday evening, the American Film Institute honored top leading man Dwayne Johnson for his outstanding accomplishments in the field of neck…

HOLLYWOOD, CA – After accidentally watching the South Korean film Parasite on Air Force One, Donald Trump has signed an executive order placing a 100% tariff on any movie that forces him to read. “Stop showing me that goddamn garbage!”…

Sinners, the new movie from Ryan Coogler starring Michael B. Jordan, has received widespread praise from critics and audiences. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the film. Q: What is Sinners about? A: America’s inability to…