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Coachella By The Numbers

admin Apr 17, 2025

Coachella, the annual music festival held at the Empire Polo Club in Indio, CA, has wrapped up the first of its two weekends. The Onion takes a look at the key facts and figures behind the event. $300: For MDMA that turned out to be fucking…

Björk Performs Benefit Concert For Wilted Sunflowers In Mushroom Forest

admin Apr 15, 2025

TOADSTOOL VALE—To aid ongoing recovery efforts in mystical lands recently devastated by a moonbeam, singer and composer Björk held a benefit concert Thursday in support of wilted sunflowers living in the mushroom forest. “This next…

Artist Profile: Morgan Wallen

admin Apr 3, 2025

After performing as a musical guest on the show to promote his upcoming album, Morgan Wallen made headlines when he abruptly left the Saturday Night Live stage. Here is everything you need to know about the artist. Birthplace: Bass Pro…

“We are not for sale” state Juno winners and stars who work primarily in United States

admin Apr 1, 2025

Vancouver, USA – Celebrities who attended the 2025 Juno awards had a firm and clear theme for the night’s proceedings, that their talents which they mostly perform in the United States are only for Canada. “We are the greatest nation on…

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Lady Gaga

admin Mar 17, 2025

This month Lady Gaga released Mayhem, her seventh studio album. The Onion sat down with the artist and actor to discuss songwriting, self-care, and what’s next.  The Onion: What was the creative impetus for this record? Gaga: I have always…

Artist Profile: Tate McRae

admin Feb 28, 2025

Tate McRae, the artist behind the pop hit “Greedy,” has released her second studio album, So Close To What. Here is everything you need to know about the singer. Birth Name: You’re looking at it Genre: New releases Hair Color: Unknown…

Dalai Lama Revises Claim Life Only Suffering When Not Listening To Golden-Era Supertramp

admin Feb 17, 2025

DHARAMSHALA, INDIA—The Dalai Lama announced in a press conference Monday that he has revised his position that suffering is an inevitable fact of life and that he now believes life is only suffering when one is not listening to golden-era…