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Get Ready For America’s Next Great Solar Eclipses

Six years ago, residents and visitors across the United States witnessed a solar eclipse moving eastward across the sky. Now we’re due for an encore over the next eight months — actually, two of them. The first recurrence will…

NASA warns alien life may not be fuckable

WASHINGTON – Following a recent uptick in UFO interest, NASA cautioned curious citizens against the notion that extraterrestrial life will be sexually desirable. NASA’s interstellar sexual health spokesperson, Clarice Kravult, decried the…

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