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Things To Never Say To An Eagles Fan

If you’ve ever had the misfortune of being acquainted with a die-hard Philadelphia Eagles fan, then you know that it is highly inadvisable to say any of the following things.Advertisement2 / 20“Stop, you’re destroying my store!”List

Things To Never Say To A Chiefs Fan

While it’s best to avoid engaging with them at all, if you must talk to someone who is a member of “Chiefs Nation,” here are things you should never say.Advertisement2 / 20“How’d they manage to become as despised as the Patriots so

Onion Sports’ Guide To Super Bowl LVII

Onion Sports shares its expert analysis on the team that will come away with victory in Super Bowl LVII.AdvertisementPredictionList slidesPredictionCheck back in two weeks: Our pet gerbil who correctly predicts the outcome of the Super Bowl…

Tom Brady Fans React To His Retirement

After 23 years in the NFL, including a brief 40-day retirement followed by a final season with the Buccaneers, Tom Brady has finally decided to retire again. The Onion asked his fans to describe how they felt, and this is what they…

Tom Brady Retires Again

Seven-time Super Bowl champion Tom Brady has announced his second retirement from the NFL a year after announcing it the first time and after a regular season in which his Buccaneers finished with an 8-9 record. What do you think?“Years…

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