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GUELPH, ON – While reportedly aware that he has only 7 shopping days until Christmas, local man Thomas Yeates is reportedly confident that a full province-wide Omicron lockdown will rescue him from any gift-giving obligations. “Come on…

Red Deer, AB – As data comes forward indicating the Omicron variant is twice as infectious as Delta but possibly causes 10-15% less deaths amidst those it infects, local math expert Dalton Linden has done some calculations and determined…

TORONTO – Premier Doug Ford is said to be considering taking “a big look” at the Omicron variant that is currently causing Ontario’s COVID case numbers to explode. “When I first heard about Omicron I figured it was just a passing fad like…

Americans are returning to normal despite the corporate media’s attempts to drum up alarm over the supposedly “highly transmissible” Omicron variant of COVID-19. While corporate media outlets panicked and revived permanent pandemic…

The rules should apply to everyone, regardless of citizenship or residency status, and use all the scientific tools available. NRPLUS MEMBER ARTICLE J oe Biden never tires of saying his COVID-19 policies follow “the science.” He…

CANADA – Canadian mothers are soundly rejecting the new Omicron variant spreading across the globe on the grounds that we already have more than enough Delta variant at home. “The man on the news said that it’s possible that we’ll…

When it comes to the pandemic, the ‘adults’ in charge of the White House have failed miserably. NRPLUS MEMBER ARTICLE P resident Biden hasn’t the slightest clue what he should do or say on the topic of COVID-19. He is profoundly out of…

GENEVA, SWITZERLAND – The World Health Organization has announced a last minute doorcrasher deal on the latest COVID variant, omicron, just in time for Black Friday shopping. “With the Christmas shopping season officially kicking off,…