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Local man’s targeted ads getting sadder by the day

OTTAWA – 32 year old Bradley Chad reports noticing that his targeted ads are getting sadder and unfortunately more accurate by the day. “I know way too much about all the latest breakthroughs and discoveries in both male pattern baldness…

Man thinks CSIS targeted ad a sign he should be a spy

MILTON, ONT – Local man Frank McDonald is pretty sure he should become a spy after receiving a targeted CSIS ad on Facebook. “I was scrolling through my timeline, minding my own business when BOOM – there it was,” began the neck bearded…

Online persona successfully hides crippling depression

TORONTO – We are happy to report that your online persona has successfully hidden your crippling depression from your followers across social media. By portraying a heavily curated version of yourself that is smarter, better looking, and…

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