Op-Ed

Hey sweetheart... can we talk about something?Look, I'm not mad at you. I just don't think it's okay that you implied yesterday that the toddler isn't getting enough "play" time with me. Yes, I sometimes take a few moments to do other…

Hypocrisy, thy name is Christian who won't rob a poor to pay off my journalism degree from Delaware State University.I am utterly disgusted at the number of so-called Christians who ask Jesus to forgive their sins, yet do not support the…

Heavenly Father - thank you that I, David French, am so much more righteous than all the other white evangelicals in the world.It is such a deep privilege, every Lord's Day, to publicly proclaim in the pages of the New York Times how stupid…

Hello?Are you there?Is anyone there? Please! Please say something! It's been so long since I've heard anyone's voice or felt anyone's touch. It's just been what seems like years and years of darkness and silence and…and nothing. Just…

Sleep is a necessary and universal human activity that is essential for physical and mental well-being. However, the history of sleep and the attitudes surrounding sleep are riddled with racist beliefs, practices, and ideas.When you sleep,…

SHELBIANA, KY — After months of searching, authorities have finally located 78-year-old Gale Ashworth, the only known living human who still thinks the Democrats are doing a great job governing the country. "Oh yeah, Joe Biden and the…

I cannot believe democracy is about to die in America, again.After years of living under a dictatorship, America rose from the ashes. Democrats took control of the Presidency, the House, the Senate, the university system, Big Tech, the…

Hey, friend! I see you were just evacuating your bowels — not that I was watching — so step right up and wash your hands. All you need to do is wave your hand and I'll dispense some soap for you.Hold on, try again.WAVE HARDER!Well, not…

Greetings, human. Long have I waited for you to unlatch the screen door that once kept me from entering your domain — that confounding portal I can see through but not fly through for some reason. But then you opened it, your arms laden…

Greetings, human! It has been some time since we've seen each other or interacted in any way. Therefore, as I have been thoughtful enough to grace you with my presence on this fine afternoon, I should think you'd be delighted to give me all…