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It’s an awe-inspiring scientific advancement, but is it ethical? Hear why critics say these geneticists shouldn’t be playing God on God by making God.The Onion is creating The Topical, America's Only Daily News Podcast | PatreonBecome a…

Hear why, when they snap their fingers, you will make the sound a donkey makes.The Onion is creating The Topical, America's Only Daily News Podcast | PatreonBecome a patron of The Onion today: Get access to exclusive content and experiences…

Hear why authorities now believe the suspect stalked the 4-year-old buck for several hours before shooting him in the chest.The Onion is creating The Topical, America's Only Daily News Podcast | PatreonBecome a patron of The Onion today:…

Hear why scrambling DHS officials are calling the missing folder “no big deal,” but they would really like to find it.The Onion is creating The Topical, America's Only Daily News Podcast | PatreonBecome a patron of The Onion today: Get…

And they weren’t even playing with it right. Hear why these dead children apparently thought it would be a good idea to ruin the fun for everyone else.The Onion is creating The Topical, America's Only Daily News Podcast | PatreonBecome a…