Opinion

Do you or a loved one like to talk to tomatoes? How about the mere sight of a squash making you smile? If so, we strongly advise you seek professional counseling immediately. Talking to fruits and vegetables is not normal, and may be…

Look at the calendar. Do you know what year it is? It’s 2018! Say it with me: two thousand eighteen. That means it’s long past time for us to get a few important things straight, once and for all: gender is a social construct, but only…

Hey there, fine people of our congregation! It’s such a blessing to worship alongside you each and every Sunday! I love looking out and seeing the sea of people singing loudly, on fire for Jesus, hands held high. What a beautiful sight!…

Who is God? What’s He or She like? What are His beliefs, what are His motives, what’s His agenda? Who is He to you? Everything hinges on your response to this question. For me, the answer is simple: my God is an imaginary deification of my…

Pull up a chair, because we need to have a deeply serious conversation about satire, humor, and jokes on the internet. See, I’m a connoisseur of satire. In fact, I almost got my Master’s degree in humor and the satirical arts—I was just…