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Americans Explain Why Presidents Should Have Immunity

Start SlideshowDonald Trump recently argued that presidents should receive “total immunity” from prosecution even if they commit crimes. The Onion asked Americans to explain why presidents should have immunity, and this is what they…

Female CEOs Share What It Took To Get To The Top

“I spake the forbidden words into The Void. The Void shrieked back at me, shaking by body to the very core of where a soul once would’ve been. The sacrifice was made. ‘Do you accept the terrible destruction that shall be wrought upon this…

CEOs Explain Why They Oppose A 4-Day Workweek

While European companies have begun experimenting with four-day workweeks, American companies have yet to adopt the practice. The Onion asked American CEOs to explain why they oppose a shorter workweek, and this is what they…

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