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Report: Your Mother A Sexual Creature

MISSOULA, MT—Bringing significant attention to the fact that the person who gave birth to you has carnal needs and desires just like anyone else, a report released inside your head Tuesday confirmed that your mother is a sexual creature.…

Quiz: Do You Know How To Please A Woman Sexually?

Start SlideshowTake this quiz to see if you have the knowledge and skills required to sexually pleasure a woman. AdvertisementPrevious SlideNext SlideQ: Which of these women deserve to feel pleasure? Q: Which of these women deserve to feel…

God Throws Celibate Monk Pity Wet Dream

THE HEAVENS—Admitting that His heavenly dictates had made the Franciscan friar suffer enough, God, Our Lord and Heavenly Father, reportedly threw celibate monk Roberto Nevastri a pity wet dream this week. “He’s been so good resisting…

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