Parenting

If one polls parents whose children are past the potty-training stage, there are inevitably going to be stories about the accidents that occurred during the process. At my house, this includes one involving the dining room table. I…

There’s nothing more annoying than teenage girls. Hormones, boys, overbearing parents — being absolutely insufferable just comes with the territory. If you’re a parent, it’s what you signed up for. And in most cases, one day down the…

The ongoing soap opera that is Elon Musk’s love life and world repopulation effort again took center stage on Wednesday as The Wall Street Journal detailed his drama-laden relationship with Ashley St. Clair and other women who have borne…

CHICAGO—Stressing that the delicate subject should be broached sensitively and responsibly, parenting experts from the University of Chicago shared tips Thursday for talking to kids about being heir to the throne of a small European…

For decades, the U.S. medical system has delivered amphetamines to skyrocketing numbers of Americans without clear evidence a defined disorder exists or of any long-term effects, says a New York Times Magazine article out Sunday. One in…

KITCHENER, ON – Sources report that Brody Richards, 33, desires to bring small humans into the world while apparently unaware that he will also be required to parent them. “Oh yeah, I can’t wait to have kids,” says Richards. “Tossing a ball…

By now, most sane people have come to realize that humanity faces an underpopulation crisis. After centuries of philosophes, utilitarians, Darwinists, eugenicists, and environmentalists warning of an overpopulation crisis that would devour…

CAMBRIDGE, MA—In a revelation shedding light on a previously unexamined facet of childhood development, a study published Thursday by researchers at Harvard University found that those who were breastfed as infants tended to excel at…

A new national prayer campaign launched by pro-life company EveryLife is encouraging couples desiring a child to sign up for daily prayer in 2025. In a video featuring pictures of prominent pro-life supporters, the company states, “To the…

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