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Petco Introduces New Automatic Dog Launcher

SAN DIEGO—Saying the product makes it possible to toss canines with greater ease than ever, Petco began sales this week of a new automatic dog launcher capable of throwing pets more than 30 feet through the air. “Our Flying Fur launcher…

Petco Announces All Human-Pig Hybrids On Clearance

SAN DIEGO—Noting that the adorable abominations would not last long, Petco announced Thursday that all human-pig hybrids were on clearance at its retail locations across the country. “Starting today, customers can come in to any Petco store…

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