Pete Hegseth

President Donald Trump signed a memorandum authorizing a “military mission for sealing the southern border of the United States and repelling invasions,” giving the U.S. military the ability to occupy public land along the border in order…

In a 60-25 bipartisan vote, the U.S. Senate voted early Friday morning to confirm retired Air Force Lt. Gen. Dan “Razin” Caine as the next chair of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. All “no” votes came from Democrats, with 15 senators not voting.…

Almost everyone breathing today has lived through a long stretch in which we’ve been forced to pretend that women and men are the same, despite what our lying eyes tell us. In more recent history, though, we’re seeing a vibe shift, one in…

Former Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer recently admitted that he is responsible for confirming 235 “progressive” judges who are “ruling against Trump time after time.” Activist judges are Schumer’s Plan B. Article I, Section 8 of the…

Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth has announced a new policy of one standard in combat units for both women and men. This is a vital step in creating and sustaining the most lethal military fighting force our country has ever known. It will…

ARLINGTON, VA—Saying the defense secretary had recklessly veered out of his lane numerous times, a highway patrol officer reportedly asked Pete Hegseth on Tuesday to carry out drone strikes in a straight line. “Sir, I’m going to need you to…

WASHINGTON—Lambasting the current program as wasteful, bloated, and entirely unnecessary, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth called for steep cuts Monday to the number of steps in the Alcoholics Anonymous recovery model. “We must cut through…

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth signed a memo on Sunday ordering the return of “sex-neutral standards” for military combat roles. “We need to have the same standards, male or female, in our combat roles to ensure our men and women who are…

President Donald Trump prioritized American history on March 27 with an executive order directing his Department of the Interior to restore U.S. monuments taken down during Biden’s iconoclastic occupation of the White House. He fittingly…

ARLINGTON, VA—Arguing that the move would allow the government agency to present a united front against threats to national security, the Pentagon announced Monday that it was cutting all employees with weak jawlines. “We’re committed to…