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Trump Mouths Lyrics To ‘Happy Birthday’ While National Anthem Plays - The Onion Published: June 14, 2025 Advertising Advertising Explore More…

Pete Hegseth Vomits Out Of Tank Hatch - The Onion Published: June 14, 2025 Advertising Advertising Explore More Photos The Onion

LOS ANGELES—Stressing that she had significant reason to fear for her life during yesterday’s confrontation, Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem told reporters Friday that she believed Sen. Alex Padilla had an even deadlier opinion that…

Indivisible, the progressive group of political agitators with chapters across the country, doesn’t want Americans enjoying Saturday’s Washington, D.C., parade celebrating the milestone 250th birthday of the U.S. Army. The group instead…

Feeling unlucky? It’s Friday the 13th, a relatively rare date on the calendar that the superstitious regard in the same way they might a black cat crossing their path, breaking a mirror, or being associated with the Democratic Party.…

Minnesota Governor Tim Walz, the almost-Vice-President of the United States of America, repeatedly refused during a Thursday congressional hearing to apologize for comparing ICE agents to the Gestapo. “Donald Trump’s modern-day Gestapo is…

LOS ANGELES, CA — Democracy itself came under attack once again today, as a Democrat senator was arrested after assaulting law enforcement officers in what appeared to be an attempted violent insurrection.The scary moment happened during a…

California Governor Gavin Newsom called out President Trump this week, placing the blame for the ongoing Los Angeles immigration riots squarely on his shoulders. But he's not stopping there. According to Newsom, Trump is to blame for so…

Former Democrat Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi wants Americans to believe that President Donald Trump’s decision to send the National Guard to Los Angeles to help law enforcement quell the rock throwing, car burning, and looting is…

DHS Chief: ‘We Are A Nation Of Immigrants Who Came Here Between 1776 And 1943’ - The Onion Published: June 10, 2025 Advertising Advertising…