Politics

Many famous people drastically change their lives or careers once they leave the limelight and the former Biden administration is no exception.We at the Babylon Bee have done some sleuthing and figured out where the former officials in the…

U.S. — Elon Musk confirmed Tuesday that the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) has uncovered a secret government project where scientists kept a genetically modified black hedgehog alive in a secure facility.The black hedgehog, said…

LUBANG ISLAND, PHILIPPINES — A federal agent on the remote South Pacific island of Lubang in the Philippines was discovered still investigating January 6 protesters, oblivious to news that Trump was now president and had subsequently…

Weeks after the 2024 election, The Federalist’s John Daniel Davidson predicted in these pages that the biggest impediment to President Donald Trump’s agenda wouldn’t be Democrats, “but establishment Republicans.” Not even a month into…

OTTAWA – Following a tumultuous weekend in which Donald Trump threatened Canada with steep tariffs on all goods, only to back down, Conservative leader Pierre Poilievre angrily criticized the US president for bringing Canadians together…

WASHINGTON—In an effort to assuage any fears over the constitutionality of the Trump administration’s flurry of executive actions, a D.C.-area think tank called The Himmler Institute reportedly assured the nation Monday that this is all…

U.S. — In an unprecedented, history-making moment, a man has won an argument with a woman. The man, who is also the President of the United States, is reportedly celebrating his victory after miraculously winning an argument over trade with…

A host of valid reasons have been cited for why the United States should exit the United Nations, including the erosion of U.S. sovereignty, climate activism that imperils the global economy, the spending of billions of dollars on non-U.S.…

NATIONAL HARBOR, MD — Announcing that it has now given up entirely, the Democratic National Committee selected David Hogg as its new Vice Chair.The selection represents a powerful statement to the country that the DNC has no hope…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — An infuriated President Trump blamed Diversity, Equity and Inclusion after discovering that McDonald's had accidentally left the pickles off of his Big Mac."NO PICKLES!! This is what you get when you choose diversity over…