Politics

OTTAWA – Prime Minister Mark Carney has called for a snap election to be held on April 28th, and has specified that Canadians will be required to choose an MP in their riding, as opposed to just writing in “SUCK MY BALLS TRUMP!” “We are…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former President Joe Biden announced his intention to return to the world of politics with a bid for President of Shady Oaks retirement home.After taking a couple of months away from politics to mull his future, Biden…

WASHINGTON—In a move that stunned the global real estate community, President Donald Trump signed an executive order Thursday pulling the United States out of House Hunters International. “We’re not benefiting from those perfect…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Trump administration struck another blow in the war against DEI initiatives by ordering the removal of all black pieces from chess sets across the country.According to sources in the White House, Trump took aim at…

I have previously written in these pages that conservatives shouldn’t buy into the “leftist trope” when talking about “massive Medicaid cuts.” But it’s worth dissecting this issue in detail to explain how Democrats distort rhetoric and…

The chief irony of Chief Justice John Roberts’ tenure at the Supreme Court is that the man so doggedly devoted to defending the judiciary has done so much to undermine it. In so doing, he has threatened not only the court’s legitimacy but…

Boise, ‘Merica – Local skimmer of news articles John Lougthrow recently exclaimed he was ‘amped’ for Canada to become the 49th state of the currently 50 United States of America. “Hard to believe they weren’t already Americans,” explained…

TALLAHASSEE, FL — After a pod of dolphins arrived to greet the returning NASA astronauts brought home by SpaceX, outraged Democrats began protesting the dolphins' actions by spray-painting swastikas on them and setting them afire.…

Tren de Aragua is a U.S.-designated foreign terrorist organization from Venezuela, with ties to the Venezuelan far-left totalitarian government. According to NBC, in an article that astonishingly tries to be sympathetic toward the gang, the…

Lethbridge, AB – Conservative party leader, Pierre Poilievre, spoke to a mystified crowd of supporters as he promised to go to Ottawa and “Dink the Rink” while standing in front of a banner emblazoned with maple leaves that read “Slime the…