Politics

ERIE, PA — With political analysts emphasizing how important every single vote will be on election day, Vice President Kamala Harris courted indigenous voters by telling the crowd at her campaign rally that she grew up in a middle-class…

The Harris/Walz campaign is working hard to target male voters, from releasing a super manly video of super manly men doing super manly things to setting a photo op with Tim Walz loading a gun in a totally sensible way. With all this male…

The world’s wealthiest entrepreneur celebrated another milestone in human exploration on the weekend anniversary of Christopher Columbus’ triumphant arrival in the Americas in 1492. But while the Spanish were supportive of the 15th-century…

The 2024 presidential election is on track to be the most expensive race in U.S. history. The Onion takes a look at the key facts and figures behind the spending. 3: People wealthy enough to just straight-up decide election $2.5…

As Election Day gets ever closer, the entire country is sitting on the edge of its collective seat. Who will win? Will Trump do his classic dance once more? Will Kamala ever finish a sentence?Trump can put all of these questions to rest and…

MINNEAPOLIS, MN — A man who pretends to be straight went out into a meadow today to pretend like he was hunting."It's just so relaxing to sit here and think about what it might be like if I was straigh -- er, if I was hunting," said Walz.…

U.S. — Doug Emhoff boasted today that he could literally slap a woman in the middle of 5th Avenue and he wouldn't lose any votes for his wife, Kamala."I can just slap a woman in the face, right in public, and they'll still love me," said…

LAS VEGAS, NV — Vice President Kamala Harris attended a town hall with Latino voters last night, where she opened by greeting the crowd with "Dónde está la biblioteca?"Wearing a sombrero and carrying maracas, Kamala hoped to make inroads…

Brought to you by:With Halloween right around the corner, it's time for everyone to settle in to watch their favorite scary movies. Still, depending on your political stance, you may have a completely different view on what makes a scary…

In an eleventh-hour campaign ad, Rep. Colin Allred, D-Texas, attempted to distance himself from transgender ideology by claiming that he does not support boys competing against girls in sports, an assertion disproven by his voting record.…