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Since the election of Pope Leo XIV, a strange argument about the work of the Holy Spirit and God’s sovereignty is floating around on Catholic X, and it goes a little something like this: I’m not here to pick on Matt Walsh, who’s just one…

Robert Francis Prevost, known now as Leo XIV, will be the 267th occupant of the throne of St. Peter, the first American to fill the role of Pope. What do you think? “Now all 340 million of us have somewhere to crash in Rome.” Duncan…

VATICAN CITY—Angrily stomping on his vestments and throwing his zucchetto on the ground, Cardinal Pietro Parolin told reporters Friday that being passed over for pope meant he had devoted his life to God for absolutely nothing. “Five…

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Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope - The Onion Published: May 8, 2025 Advertising Advertising Explore More Photos Explore Tags…

VATICAN CITY – In a clear administrative error by the Holy See, the recently convened Conclave to choose the next pope has mistakenly included both the entire College of Cardinals as well as the starting line-up of the 2025 St. Louis…

The death of Pope Francis on Easter Monday marked the end of a complicated chapter in the life of the Catholic Church. His was a papacy defined by a deep concern for the marginalized, a preference for dialogue over confrontation, and a…

In his final act as pontiff of the Roman Catholic Church, Francis, in keeping with his deep commitment to the climate and well-cultivated image of personal humility, could have foregone a papal funeral. To the thousands of world leaders and…

VATICAN CITY—Barely containing his excitement for the selection of the next pope to begin, admittedly catty Cardinal Rubén Salazar Gómez confirmed Monday that he couldn’t wait to see who had gotten fat since the last conclave. “I know this…

VATICAN CITY—In a stunning discovery that revealed the full extent of the pontiff’s addiction, Vatican coroner Fernando Ruini released a report Thursday confirming Pope Francis died of a eucharistic overdose. “Our autopsy found the Holy…