proud boys

“Yeah, going to prison sucks. I’d rather go to Disneyland and see Cogsworth. I know he’s not as popular as someone like Mickey Mouse or Buzz Lightyear, but I personally just relate to Cogsworth more. Yep, I’m a Cogsworth man, through and…

U.S. District Judge Timothy Kelly began handing down sentences for “Proud Boy” defendants convicted in the turmoil of the Jan. 6, 2021, Capitol riot. Joseph Biggs, who led dozens of demonstrators at the Capitol, was given a 17-year sentence…

According to researchers, a former white nationalist leader said he changed his extremist views after taking the “love drug” MDMA as part of a scientific study. What do you think?“I bet he hated people twice as hard the morning…

Yet another documentary about Jan. 6 and QAnon has been released. This one, however, doesn’t explicitly prey on the anxieties of middle-aged #RESIST libs but instead seeks a younger audience with millennials and Gen Z. “This Place Rules” is…

MONTREAL – After being the subject of numerous side glances and hushed whispers, local man in a Fred Perry polo Travis McCauley has come forward to clarify he’s still an asshole but just not in that specific way. “Yes, this shirt has been…

OTTAWA – After being designated as a terrorist group by the Canadian government, the Proud Boys have dissolved to rebrand themselves as the “Hoity-toity Boys.” “We are big strong men who don’t back down ever,” explained Enrique Tarrio, head…

OTTAWA — Tragic! Fans of the far-right neo-fascist group the Proud Boys Canada were deeply saddened to learn this week that the self-styled defenders of Western chauvinism are breaking-up citing ‘irreconcilable differences’. While the…

The same professor and media critic at The Baltimore Sun who was appalled when the Trump White House revoked CNN’s Jim Acosta’s press credentials likened Fox News to the Proud Boys on Sunday on CNN, telling anchor Brian Stelter that the…

TORONTO – Upon learning that the Proud Boys have been designated a terrorist group, Toronto chapter member Steven Bloom was at a loss to explain how an organization that orders its members to only jerk off once a month in the name of saving…

CALGARY – A 62-year-old mother has cut off terrorist funding by withholding her 35-year-old son’s allowance. Gillian Brown explained that the $20 weekly stipend she gave to her son Jamie was technically supporting her son’s activities in…