Queen Elizabeth II

VANCOUVER – Jason Klein, who has only visited his 98-year-old grandmother twice in the last five years despite living less than a half-hour’s drive away, is still reeling from the news that Queen Elizabeth II, a 96-year-old woman he never…

LONDON – Britain’s Royal Family has officially confirmed that Her Royal Majesty Queen Elizabeth the II is dead at age 96, with her cause of death “almost certainly” being Suits supporting actress Meghan Markle. While the announcement is…

THORNHILL, ON – In late breaking news your mother has reportedly sent multiple disappointed messages this afternoon after you posted a joke about Queen Elizabeth in the family group chat. Your offhand comment, sent earlier when the…

LONDON – The United Kingdom reacted with outrage to Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s interview by demanding they, and everyone else, stop saying bad things about their rich mummy. “Rich mummy is the best mummy. She wears hats and carries a…

By: Martin Day, Royal Observer Earlier this year, when it was revealed that Julie Payette was an abusive boss who treated people terribly, I was one of the loudest voices calling for her to resign. But in the wake of what we know about the…