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A 12-Day Guide To Feasting On The Bible This Christmas

Since Recession Christmas is almost here, I hope we’re all ready to play a Yuletide game normally reserved for impoverished college students and gambling addicts — Christmas Cash Reimbursement. In case you’re not familiar, this is the game…

Even In The Womb, Christ Was Both God And Man

Amid the tinsel and lights of the Christmas season, you may find Nativity displays on fireplace mantels, store shelves, and front lawns. Those displays remind us of Jesus as an infant, “wrapped in swaddling cloths, lying in a manger.” Many…

BREAKING: Jesus seeks new brand management

GOLGOTHA – After a tumultuous, decades-long relationship with Evangelical Christians, Jesus H. Christ finally announced He is seeking bids for new brand management. The announcement arrived today via burning bush. “I’m not supposed to…

A Happier Society Would Have More Children

If your neighbors seem depressed, that’s because they probably are. Americans are the unhappiest they’ve been in more than half a century, and they’re not having children. According to new data from the General Social Survey highlighted…

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