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Space asks humanity to stop sending it trash

THE UNIVERSE – The unfathomable stellar expanse that comprises physical reality has politely asked the human race to cease and desist launching its trash off the planet. “It was bad enough when you people kept sending animals, and then just…

Flying Car Completes 35-Minute Test Flight

A new hybrid car-aircraft prototype, which can transform from plane to road vehicle in under three minutes, has completed a 35-minute flight between two airports in Slovakia. What do you think?“This is perfect for people who want to die in…

Local woman pretty sure the census is hitting on her

CALGARY – A Calgary woman is fairly certain that the Canadian census she just took online was interested in far more than gathering her vital statistics. “It started out normally, you know, verifying my address and all that,” says…

Winter leg hair declared old growth by UNESCO

VICTORIA – After months of deliberation and strenuous debate, an expanse of winter leg hair located on the lower half of Hannah Angelopoulos has now been classified as old growth by the United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural…

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