Scripture

SHINAR — Following the confusion of languages at the Tower of Babel, local merchant Ur-Nammu was witnessed pretending not to understand his wife in an attempt to get out of housework."¿Que?" Ur-Nammu reportedly said whenever his wife asked…

The start of the new year is traditionally a time when people make their resolutions to better themselves. While many New Year's resolutions quickly fall by the wayside, there are some who reap the benefits of sticking with them. Bible…

Millions have watched the hit dramatization of Jesus' ministry called The Chosen, but you might not be aware that the show has several glaring historical errors. Here are the eight most egregious:There wasn't vaguely Middle Eastern pop…

EDEN — The local man who had been given dominion over the earth reportedly attempted to raise the temperature in the garden this week, as Adam cunningly yet casually suggested to his wife, Eve, that she try a shorter haircut.Adam made the…

CAMBRIDGE — Though it was long thought to be prohibited except for reasons of sexual immorality, Bible scholars now say they have uncovered definitive evidence that divorce is also authorized in extreme cases when a spouse is caught playing…

EARTH — Staring out into the floodwaters, Noah's wife Emzara reported feeling a sinking sensation that she might have left the stove on when she boarded the ark. "Oh, shoot. I got the kids on board and herded every animal I could, but I…

Approximately 900 individual proverbs are recorded in the Bible today, yet according to 1 Kings 4:32, King Solomon wrote at least 3,000. Apparently, he was wise enough to know he needed an editor. So what happened to the rejects?Through…

MOUNT CARMEL — As the prophets of Baal were being executed at the brook of Kishon, a sheepish Baal finally arrived on Mount Carmel, hours after the prophet Elijah had mocked him for having to relieve himself, admitting that he actually was…

JERUSALEM — King Solomon (O king, live forever!) has found himself in the proverbial doghouse after forgetting 9 of his 700 wedding anniversaries.Adara, Deborah, Elisheva, Liora, Naamah, Nehiya, Orly, Rivka, and even Tiffany have not spoken…

Just in time for election day, the Tim Walz Bible translation is ready to hit the shelves! That's right, you can now read through the Bible with every verse revised as though it were filtered through the mind of the governor of Minnesota…