Scripture

JERUSALEM—Hundreds of women have come forward to accuse King Solomon of Israel of inappropriate behavior, a report revealed. The alleged misconduct reportedly led to strife within Solomon's kingdom as well as the eventual division of…

Scholars Now Believe Disciples Obnoxiously Shouted 'UNFOLLOWING!' When They Stopped Following Jesus ISRAEL—Scholars now believe that whenever Jesus's many disciples decided they would no longer be following Him, they shouted "UNFOLLOWING!"…

New Evidence Suggests King David Actually Saw Bathsheba Wearing Leggings As Pants JERUSALEM—While conventional wisdom has held that Bathsheba was bathing nude when King David saw her from his window, new analysis of the text indicates she…

ROME—The Apostle Paul was imprisoned in Rome near the time of his death, after a long life suffering in various prison conditions throughout his ministry. Christians have often wondered how Paul the Apostle kept the faith during those dark…

WASHINGTON, D.C.—The president is currently being held in the White House Medical Unit after suffering severe burns. The burns have been connected to a recent event at which President Donald Trump was seen signing people's Bibles in…

Man Who Doesn't Believe Single Word Of Bible Quotes Bible To Prove Political Point PORTLAND, OR—While discussing political issues with a Christian friend at a coffee shop Monday morning, local liberal atheist man Lars Wellson quoted the…

U.S.—During an ecumenical council convened Thursday, representatives from a wide range of Christian denominations universally voted to recognize the 1987 film The Princess Bride and the novel upon which it was based as inspired Scripture.…

Tinder Creators Developing Bible App To Enable Swiping Left On Undesirable Verses WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA — Known for its flagship app Tinder, online dating powerhouse Match Group is now developing a new Bible app that allows readers to swipe…

Pelosi Reveals Favorite Bible Verse: 'War Is Peace. Freedom Is Slavery. Ignorance Is Strength.' WASHINGTON, D.C.—Speaking to her constituents in her weekly address, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi revealed her favorite Bible verse: "War…

God Agrees To Spare Virginia If Just 10 Democrats Who Never Wore Blackface Can Be Found VIRGINIA—In a statement issued from on high, the Almighty has agreed to spare the state of Virginia from His imminent wrath if state officials can…