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“I’ve heard they usually have a big sundae bar at resignation parties with, like, jimmies and maraschino cherries. Big pile of fluff. Strawberry, chocolate, vanilla ice cream. Little wafers, you can take all you want. Oreo crumbles. Hot…

Start SlideshowA recent study found that the average age for new American parents is up to 26 for mothers and 31 for fathers, both record highs. The Onion looks at the top reasons why more Americans are putting off having…